multiple definitions

having more than one definition. DUH!

There are hundreds of words with multiple definitions.

Ex: High

by Erix December 6, 2003

Forbidden Definitions

I used to think that there were forbidden definitions too, but it's actually just a glitch in the website. They're actually on there, but for some reason hidden. You can unlock them by Exact Googling in your definition, then reading it Cached, but they still won't permanenty stay.

I had about 50 anti-Psycho Bitch definitions, but they were all "Forbidden Definitions".

by G-Union July 8, 2004

Nigger (21st century definition)

A douche-bag of any color, religion, or sexual orientation.

Look at that red-neck nigger and all his welfare kids!

Nigger (21st century definition)

by Bobbi31 July 17, 2016

correctile dysfunction

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

by arymonster November 12, 2012

premature ejection dysfunction

Loss of data or files when you eject your USB key without properly stopping the device.

Oh no! Half of my presentation is missing because I just pulled out without stopping my USB key. This happens to me all the time. I must have a problem with premature ejection dysfunction.

by emb68 May 15, 2007

Name Definition

It's often a stuffy, full of crap definition made up by some geek hundreds of years ago. If the name Chastity meant "one of pure action" in the 1600s, today it means, "hot-ass stripper who swings on a pole." Name definitions change with the way society interprets them. Old name definitions are worthless.

Hey Jayden, I used the namememes website to look up your name. While it says your name means "warrior of justice", it also says the average person finds your name pretentious and douchie. I guess your traditional name definition doesn't mean shit!

by sundownr01 December 29, 2011

Cockblock (Soccer Definition)

1. The act of trapping the ball using one's crotch.
2. The act of stopping a shot on goal/Penalty Kick during a game using only the Testicles/Crotch Area.
3. Stopping a pass from reaching completion using the crotch.

John was Sprinting towards goal, only one defender left, the Keeper had spontaneously combusted, when George moved in front of his shot at the last second with an amazing Cockblock (Soccer Definition).

by Georgie51893 November 4, 2008