mommy dearest

The term applied to a homosexual man who will knock you out and suck your dick.

"Man, I woke up with a knot on my head, and my pants around my ankles..."
"Sounds like you got a visit from Mommy Dearest"

by Prince November 30, 2004

dear athena

bad ass hardcore band from santa fe, TX

they write kickass songs like "of axes and innocent knecks"
and still manage to do cool shit, like set their drums on fire

basically dear athena is the best band in the world

Guy1:Dude did you see Dear Athena last night? They ROCKED!
Guy2:Dude I know they're so fucking awsome!

Also,

Chick1:Ahhh I love DEAR ATHENA. Im their BIGGEST FAN!
Chick2: No I AM! Justin Corley is the sexiest man alive!!

by Written by GOD HIMSELF December 11, 2008

No-I-fucking-dear

The state of being completely baffled/lost/confused/clueless.
Similar to the saying 'no idea,' except with far less knowledge!

"Bill where are we????"

"No-I-fucking-dear Betty!"

by Dave Ex August 25, 2008

deary me

'deary me' meaning cover me in sperm

I want you to deary me so much Luke Walker

by Vape King 420 November 29, 2017

Dear Angel

A slash fiction, much like a Goblin King

My god, that Clinton/Gore Dear Angel was scary!

by CA January 18, 2004

m'dear

shortened for my dear usauly said by red headed retards with glasses

marcus- oooh m'dear!

by johnny Brid. morton February 23, 2008

dear fist

dear fist is derived from the old latin word camel toe, and moose knuckles. dear fist is when a girl has more than just a little camel toe or a big moose knuckles, its and entire fat pussy fist, visible threw her underwear or pants.

look at that fat bitch, shes got a fucking dear fist

by grayfaraway November 9, 2009