decent fuck

You have baked cakes, the sophisticated ones with tens of layers with coloured doughs, you have invented dozens of drinks with ingredients no westerner has even heard of, you have not only compiled millions of playlists, themed "lovers' cave", "body alphabet" and "psycoyote" but sung "all the classics" in karaoke bars. And you have done so effortlessly, romantically, caringly. Like, "its all yours, keep it, i enjoy giving to you" but damn, Mike, you could give us a fuck already! just something that will calm the seas for a bit, you twat!

"Mike, i would love a decent fuck before christmas season begins."

by Krkič September 5, 2019

Decepticon

a mixed word that is created from two words. ie,
Deceptive and Con artist
Deceiving and Conniving

synonym; shapeshifter, phoney, fake, fraud

That phoney decepticon is a manipulative, back stabber.

by SeeThroughMASKS May 12, 2021

Decepticon

Someone that thinks they're a gender but obviously they're not.

"Transgenders gay dudes in disguise"
"Transgenders that's a bunch of guys" that's a decepticon bro.

by Handful of sin November 4, 2022

angle deceptions

Angle deceptions are misleading photos taken by oneself disguising any flaws or imperfections, generally used for a profile picture. They improve your 'situation'.

This girl I met appeared really tall online but in person i realized it was merely the angle deceptions

by spectralux July 22, 2011

decent mom

A mom that has a nice ass and a huge rack.
A mom that is only 30 yet has kids that are around the age of 13.
A mom that has a son that stares at her ass as she leans over because she dropped her bra.

Most people say that that nerd over there has a decent mom. One kid said he boned her.

by thedude246 August 17, 2005

deceptacon

mexican kittyloaf.

Loaf resembeling pringles man.

mallory hasn't washed her hair in 800 days. lets go make kittyloaf/deceptacon.

by Don't Worry About It April 1, 2005

deceptionated

1.) The process or state of being pissed off after being deceived.

2.) When you have been royally fucked over by some dike or fag!

Whenever you see a lamp, and the motherfucker is $42 but in reality, it's only worth $5, then you have been deceptionated!

Also: see when you find a really hot bitch somewhere, and you find out she loves the puss!

by Bubba Gump and Sean Coxmen August 8, 2006