vulture dating

When you wait around for a relationship to die, so that you can have one of the survivors.....circling the one you want.

girl1: So, I've been talking to Mark again...trying to line up a new "buddy"
girl2: I thought he had a girlfriend?
girl1: he does, but that's relationship is about to die
girl2: so, you're like vulture dating?
girl1: yes, yes i am

by jabberwockyjoy May 28, 2008

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carbon dating

Having a relationship with an elderly person. Dating outside of an age group.

Charlie: "I don't see Elroy around much these days."

Filbert: "Oh, no. He's off downtown with a group of geezers. He's into carbon dating now."
.................................OR
Charlie: "I just saw Elroy with this ancient looking bird. I think his new game is carbon dating."

by El Bicho April 10, 2010

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it's not dating

a) Refusing that you are not together or going out with someone
b) A phrase used to make fun of a friend if his voice cracks
c) A phrase to use around people who are known for voice cracking to make them feel bad about themselves

A.Ms. F- So I hear two of my students are dating?
Kevin- It's not dating!

B.Kevin- Lets go make a sandwich. (voice cracks on sandwich)
Evan- It's not dating!

C. Michael- Hey guess lets- (gets cut off)
Evan- It's not dating!
Random kids- Hahaha

by ev-bo July 16, 2006

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suicide dating

Getting caught up in the moment so that you have an entire relationship in the course of a week then realize that it was a giant mistake and would have rather died than waste your time like that.

C: Hey what happened between you and "That Guy"?
K: Ugh, we were totally suicide dating, I can't believe I did that!

by cate587 December 24, 2007

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