dairy dip tip

A turd that comes out with an end that resembles the tip of a soft serve ice cream cup or cone. This usually indicates the completion of a bowel movement. A blunt tip as opposed to a dairy dip tip would indicate internal breakage resulting in the need for further movement.

I'm certain my bowels are empty as my turd had a dairy dip tip.

by nekidcamper January 23, 2010

Danny Valencia

Third basemen for the Minnesota Twins.

Synonyms: "The boy wonder"

Fan 1: "Golly, we're in a pinch! Who's this fresh faced kid up to bat... Danny Valencia?"

Fan 2: "That's no ordinary kid, that's the boy wonder!"

*walk-off RBI single*

Fan: "Gee whiz! You were right!"

by hennepininin September 2, 2010

dandy dyke

(Also known as a "dapper dyke")

1. A butch lesbian who likes to dress snappy (i.e., bow ties, sweaters, vests, polos, khakis, dress shoes, masculine tuxedos or suits, etc.)

2. A well-dressed masculine lesbian on the borderline of being foppishly fashionable

Wow, that dandy dyke sure knows how to pick out a sweater-tie combo!

by textualharassment August 15, 2011

danny devitoism

The religion of worshipping Danny devito

I just changed from Jewish to Danny devitoism

by Rczyszczon October 12, 2018

rehab dandy

A person whose vanity over their recently successful detox causes them to proselytize about the benefits of sobriety for others.

Ok, so Bill hasn't had a drink in six months. That's great, but why does he have to be such a fucking rehab dandy about it?

by Central Avenuer May 29, 2010

Danny

An extremely well endowed man who secretly everyone fancies, they are just afraid he will turn them down as he is so handsome. He is also kind and has a great personality.

I'd love to go out with Danny, I'm just too scared to ask

I want Danny to be the father of my children!

by Micheal regis February 29, 2008

Danny Phantom

One of Nick's best shows ever!! Has one of the largest followings in the channels history and is really one of the most relateable shows actually on telivision!

Danny Phantom can kick Spongebob's butt anyday!

by Caitie16 July 16, 2008