A woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrod Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.
Hej Karolina, hold still! I can't hit the wienerbrod if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
by TDWE June 13, 2024
Get the Danish Windmill Experiencemug. When you ejaculate into your partner’s asshole, pull out after ejaculating inside your partners rectum. Your penis WILL be covered in your own ejaculate and fecal matter. Go ahead and slap your partner in the face with your glazed penis and BOOM you gave her the Danish Glaze.
Dude, there’s no way I can talk to her again. I gave her the Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
by Yain’tRight December 27, 2024
Get the danish glazemug. The sweat that congeals under your balls
by WhiteFIash December 13, 2022
Get the Danish oilmug. They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.
by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022
Get the Danish football playersmug. by Actuarius81 October 12, 2021
Get the apple danishmug. When you're going down on a bloke whilst eating salty licorice and it leaves a ring of salty licorice stain around the head of the penis - that's a Danish Crown.
by Danish Bloke September 6, 2022
Get the Danish Crownmug. The act of switching to the Danish language while in the middle of a conversation with English or other foreign language speakers.
Mareen: So I was doing the whole drama thing when suddenly my teacher came in and-
Rose: Oh my god, Dagmar, kan du huske dengang vi tog fusen på vores lærer?
Mareen: Stop Danishing on me I don't understand!
Rose: Oh my god, Dagmar, kan du huske dengang vi tog fusen på vores lærer?
Mareen: Stop Danishing on me I don't understand!
by India Kirkland June 20, 2014
Get the Danishingmug.