Salvador Dali

A confused artist but a genius. Distinctly gay (and I mean that in the most admiring way), but claimed to admire Franco, who was a fat little upstart. Painted perhaps the most famous artworks to join the Surrealist canon. Never got on with self-styled Surrealist Pope Andre Breton, who cynically pointed out that Dali's name was an anagram for "Avida Dollars". Then again, have you ever heard of a line of perfume called "Andre Breton"? No, I didn't think so. Gave his paintings long-winded titles that made their puzzling complexity all the more puzzling, and in whatever afterlife awaits Surrealist genius, his eyes are surely sparkling mischievously at the nonsense that academics are spouting about his sexuality. Well known for his antenna-moustache, his penchant for walking his pet lobster up the Rue de Rivoli, and his motifs of flyblown donkeys, ants, melting watches, crutches, conical anamorphoses of the Spectres of Voltaire, and all the rest. Without him, Ozzy Ozbourne would never have bitten a bat. Referenced in all the best rock songs from U2 to Queen. Worked with Luis Bunuel on L'Age d'Or and Un Chien Andalou (The Golden Age and An Andalucian Dog), two waaay cool movies. His antennae were the vibrissa of the world, and Cadaques was its nose. He promised to eat his wife Gala after she died, which contributed to her longevity. He said the only difference between himself and a madman was that he was not mad, and paranoiac-critically speaking, he was right.

Salvador Dali. Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy Salvador.

by Fearman August 31, 2007

Dalena

Sweet and beautiful but very smart. Very caring person with a great and bright personality. Always smiling.

Dalena is so cute. She's truly a Dalena.

by dr3am3rx3 September 15, 2011

Dirty Dale

Stemming from the popular term "Wet Willy" where your friend licks his finger and shoves it in your ear, a Dirty Dale is shoving a finger in a friends ass and then inserting it into another friends ear, thus leaving a burning, stinking sensation.

Kirby was being a douchebag at the party so Steve gave him a Dirty Dale.

by Ray "Goose" Finkle September 24, 2010

carson daly

Puppet of MTV VJ who's job description looks something like this:
1. be likeable
2. like everyone

"hi, i'm carson daly, and i'm a massive tool."

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Dalmination

Complete utter domination of previously untamed person, object, subject, idea, or abstraction. Feat accomplished only by already-merited individuals, applying to never-before conquered objects. Often seen as supernatural, miraculous, and/or orgasmic. Superlative to 'pwning.'

Also used as: dalminate, dalminator, dalminatedly, dalminative, dalminant

"Remember that Organic Chemistry Test? Total dalmination!"

"Why is Chuck crying?" "Oh, he was dalminated by that guy."

"Go make me a sandwich." "Oh, baby, you are so dalminant!"

"My ultimate goal is world dalmination."

"Don't mess with that dude; he's a dalminator."

by The Dalminator April 29, 2010

Dals Långed

A place for them real gangstas, only real niggas live here. We got them hoes, them cash, them swag. Fuck your fake town. Believe dat.

Dals Långed is the craziest town in Sweden, don't go there if you don't got a gang with weapons nigga.
This is a warzone.

Example 1.
-Nigga you crazy, what the fuck.
-I'm from Dals Långed, I bust a cap in yo' ass nigga.
-Daaaamn.

Example 2.

-Ey homie, where them hoes at?
-They probably in Dals Långed.
-FUCK THEM LIL' CRACKERS.

by A real nigga G February 8, 2013

Dalysiann

She is the most dirty minded person in the world. She can turn the saddest thing into something nasty. She loves her friends and family. If you hurt anyone of them, she'll kill you and burn you with her wrath. She is extremely loyal and hard to find. She's also very protective over what's hers. So if you ever get to have her, you should be blessed.

Also she's most likely to be in the LGBTQA+ community.

"Man,I wish I had a Dalysiann !"

by Maeflower_is_DA_Queen!!!!!! September 17, 2017