Dirty cupcake is when an individual over the age of 18 engages in the act of meeting a minor for sexual intercourse.
by Dirty Danny March 1, 2022

Tod: Yea dude, I was frosting the cupcake last night with Rebecca.
Romeo: Wow dude I need to do that.
Romeo: Wow dude I need to do that.
by crupcaqke October 13, 2016

by the slutnugget January 2, 2012

Having to buy your friends drinks because you were hanging out with your girlfriend or girl you are interested in too much.
by Slurnik February 28, 2009

1. v. when an individual is preforming fellatio on a man and in withdrawing slightly, unintentionally lets the penis flick out and in continuing the rhythmical sucking receives an jab from the penis head to the nostrils at which point the party receiving the fellatio ejaculates all up in to the other's nasal passages. This can also be done by simply ramming one's penis into the other's nose with one's hand and blowing one's load simultaneously. Derived from instances when someone is eating a cupcake and another says "that cupcake smells excellent" and when the person goes to smell the other hits their hand covering their nose in frosting.
2. Can also be used to describe a fuck up. Used similarly to "screwed the pooch"
2. Can also be used to describe a fuck up. Used similarly to "screwed the pooch"
by The Frenchman64 March 2, 2011

An overentitled college student that needs a safe space because of a mouse fart. These creatures tend to move to their parents basement after receiving a $60,000 education and being indoctrinated with liberal ideologies . They will end up on welfare after they use up everyone else's money and then whine about being mistreated because they didn't get everything given to them without working for it.
by Turd_Furgason November 23, 2016

The act of eating the ass of an aristocratic college girl who attends a prestigious private or Ivy League university.
by maxcro July 5, 2016
