Cucumber muncher

Cucumber muncher is a lot of things she is very very concerning issue if you see this create run far far away

I’ve just saw a cucumber muncher

we have to go quickly !

by J2.0trappy March 28, 2022

cucumber

Large 8- 12 inch vegetable that shoots out juices.

That cucumber shot its juices at me.

by jackysmacky4206969 October 23, 2019

Cucumber

A large green “vegetable”. That is long and meaty. Usually ate with a stir fry, a salad or a subway. Can also be used in different circumstances.

KSI has a small one.

Barry: “where is my CUCUMBER?”

Bob: “it’s up my butt, do you want it back?”

by Kallix August 7, 2018

Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

Soft Cucumber

A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.

Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!

by ninezero1 February 25, 2020

Cucumber

Thing you will find at your sister room uncut next to or near a Vaseline

hey sis, found this cucumber in your room, sus

by wertyuioldsdfghnm October 2, 2021

Carnal Cucumber

Vegetarian option of meat-based penis slang or simile.

Example :

1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.

3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...

by Chilly Beef March 6, 2018