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Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.
Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023
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gia cruz

jia cruz is an extremely famous tik toker! she is the best tik rocker out there! she makes nice videos! #jiasupremacy
gia cruz is very smart!
by isabellmorawski March 29, 2021
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Cruz

Bitch fucker that likes men and is a huge fucking simp and hoe and simps for 900 girls at a time
by cruz gongalegz March 25, 2022
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The Cruz's Family Line And Lineage Made Tarot Card And Tarot Cards For Food Recipes, Gladdened Goddamned Scapegoats
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?
Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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cruz coope

cruz coope is a bad guy yno
by sweatèballs December 29, 2022
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fremin Cruz

He has evilness in his eyes which can attract many people and his sense of humour makes you laugh harder and main feature about fremin is very powerful mindset
Hey be afraid of fremin Cruz
by Fremin Cruz November 22, 2021
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