handsome, cool, got a real big dick and an academic scholar.. people that are compton gets all the bitches.
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This is a sexual act where you do anal with someone then after you finish, you pour milk inside their gaping anus and drink it.
Person 1: Yo what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: I gave her the Compton Cereal Bowl
Person 1: Without me???
Person 2: I gave her the Compton Cereal Bowl
Person 1: Without me???
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An individual who thinks they have to dominate better than any other individual in any sexual encounter because of their biological sex.
Mainly used to describe sexual tendencies but can also describe the individual as a whole.
Mainly used to describe sexual tendencies but can also describe the individual as a whole.
Rick: "Man, my uncle is such an asshole."
Astley: "Why though? What'd he do?"
Rick: "Literally nothing, other than yell at me once. He works at a fucking golf course and drives like an asshole, I'd guarantee you he's a comptop."
Astley: "Let's go slash his tires."
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Rick: "Dude."
Astley: "...Hm?"
Rick: "...Dude."
Astley: "What."
Rick: "Do you see that tall girl over there with the rack and muscles?"
Astley: "...Yeah, sure."
Rick: "There's no way you don't carnally desire that stud."
Astley: "No...?"
Rick: "She's gotta be such a fucking comptop. You absolutely cannot tell me you're not at the very least interested."
Astley: "Maybe a little, but still not really."
Rick: "You suck. Genuinely."
Astley: "Why though? What'd he do?"
Rick: "Literally nothing, other than yell at me once. He works at a fucking golf course and drives like an asshole, I'd guarantee you he's a comptop."
Astley: "Let's go slash his tires."
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Rick: "Dude."
Astley: "...Hm?"
Rick: "...Dude."
Astley: "What."
Rick: "Do you see that tall girl over there with the rack and muscles?"
Astley: "...Yeah, sure."
Rick: "There's no way you don't carnally desire that stud."
Astley: "No...?"
Rick: "She's gotta be such a fucking comptop. You absolutely cannot tell me you're not at the very least interested."
Astley: "Maybe a little, but still not really."
Rick: "You suck. Genuinely."
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I was walking up the street the other day, and when i passed this one house, and I heard the Compton Cricket. Now I know the owner is from Compton.
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I was walking up the street the other day, & when I passed this one house; I heard the Compton Cricket. Now I know the owner is from Compton.
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