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Genital Crank

A device invented in late 1840s Michigan that fell out of use by the end of the 19th century. No sketches or diagrams of the device are known to exist, though its name and contemporaneous accounts from diaries, letters and other primary sources suggest that its use was sexual in nature. To wit, "Ere I been Gone Now Two Moons marchng with Genneral Grant and Tis All I can Bear to Bee without the Warm Comfort of Your Bed as you Work the Genital Crank in the Night-time," one Union soldier wrote to his mistress in 1863. References to the "Sex Axe," thought to be a component of the genital crank, buttress this theory. The genital crank is also thought to have played a role in the mysterious sexual act known as "Getting Hometowned in Jackson."
"Did you remember to bring the genital crank?"
by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008
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The Crank Era

when anyone regardless of talent could make up their own dance song as long as the phrase "crank dat" was in the title. and amazingly people loved these songs and made their own dance videos on youtube
by hardhitr3 October 29, 2009
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Crank the munch

A word to perfectly define obscene hunger!
Man... i aint eaten all day. lets go to macki d's and crank the munch!
by chip douglas big time August 6, 2009
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Crank Shaft

Yet ANOTHER term for a penis...
Person 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Person 2: Just jerkin my crank shaft.
Person 1: DUDE...WTF...
by DXF May 29, 2009
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crank that obama

when having sex with a girl, you use words such as "future", "change", and "hope", getting her to believe everything because you are black and she has to believe it or she's considered racist. after your extended rambiling and stumbiling of words you don't finish because you have no condom and abortion is wrong, so u pull out, beat the shit out of her and steal her tv.
shit son, tonight after the debate im gonna crank that obama!
by ke-slug January 17, 2009
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Wake and Crank

Doing large amounts of cocaine early in the morning.
We woke up at 8am and did a pile of blow. Now thats what I call a wake and crank.
by Barry Clifton January 23, 2009
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Crank Yanker

A girl that jacks or strokes a dick.
Lauren jerked off 15 guys last night she's a master Crank Yanker.
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