A device invented in late 1840s Michigan that fell out of use by the end of the 19th century. No sketches or diagrams of the device are known to exist, though its name and contemporaneous accounts from diaries, letters and other primary sources suggest that its use was sexual in nature. To wit, "Ere I been Gone Now Two Moons marchng with Genneral Grant and Tis All I can Bear to Bee without the Warm Comfort of Your Bed as you Work the Genital Crank in the Night-time," one Union soldier wrote to his mistress in 1863. References to the "Sex Axe," thought to be a component of the genital crank, buttress this theory. The genital crank is also thought to have played a role in the mysterious sexual act known as "Getting Hometowned in Jackson."
by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008
Get the Genital Crankmug. when anyone regardless of talent could make up their own dance song as long as the phrase "crank dat" was in the title. and amazingly people loved these songs and made their own dance videos on youtube
by hardhitr3 October 29, 2009
Get the The Crank Eramug. by chip douglas big time August 6, 2009
Get the Crank the munchmug. by DXF May 29, 2009
Get the Crank Shaftmug. when having sex with a girl, you use words such as "future", "change", and "hope", getting her to believe everything because you are black and she has to believe it or she's considered racist. after your extended rambiling and stumbiling of words you don't finish because you have no condom and abortion is wrong, so u pull out, beat the shit out of her and steal her tv.
by ke-slug January 17, 2009
Get the crank that obamamug. by Barry Clifton January 23, 2009
Get the Wake and Crankmug. by Ask me all about the HO Lauren March 4, 2009
Get the Crank Yankermug.