Crane Kick

The most devastating move in all of martial arts. Perfected by Ralph Macchio in the original Karate Kid. If done correctly, the Crane Kick will assure victory for all who use it.

The Crane Kick should only be used in life or death situations, or in youth karate tournaments.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 26, 2011

cranky grandma

A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.

That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.

by goochy January 19, 2006

shrimp crank

Slang for a small penis

"Yo, Reuben Houser didn't get another girl because of his shrimp crank"

by Keystone August 4, 2006

cranioproctologist

health care professional who helps patients extract their head from their ass.

That jerk had his head so far up his own ass, he could see daylight. They had to get a cranioproctologist to operate on the jackass.

by flyingdog May 8, 2008

rectal-cranial inversion

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.

joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.

by earpuller May 18, 2006

crank dat

A horrible song by a horrible "artist" (Soulja Boy) that talks about how some guy (Soulja Boy) whacks off onto a girls back when she's sleeping, and sticks a bed sheet to her back, and it sticks, hence SUPERMANN!

Soulja Boy: Crank dat soulja boy, superman dat ho.

Me (mark) : HOLY JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST, YOU BLOW BIG DONKEY COCK!

by mark101 June 18, 2008

Crank Dat Jeffay

when you are doing a chick from behind and then proceed to read her excerpts from The Great Gatsby. And then jizz on her lower right thigh.

"I gon Crank Dat Jeffay last night!"

by ClefPro March 8, 2009