cainer

A cainer is a british slang term for a person who likes to cain (take drugs, smoke weed, drink alchohol)
The word cain can mean to indulge in something to a rather extreme extent. This particularly relates to the 'caining' of drugs, alchohol and marijuana.

"That fuck heads a right cainer"
"My mate Daveo cained all of the coke"
"Alright cainer, shall we get hammered tonight?"
"That greeny lads a right cainer."

by JeffoMcReffo December 30, 2008

Cain

One of the sons of Adam and Eve and possible the first vampire. After he killed Abel he was banished and nature would no longer support him with fruits and plants to eat. Although it doesn't say what happened to him after his banishment he may have had to result to cannibalistic behavior to survive thus becoming the first vampire.

Cain was marked so that no person would help him and nature would not support him.

by krau_soles November 10, 2005

chain jerking

When a man uses his own semen as lubrication to continue masturbating immediately after he ejaculates.

Dave has been in his room all day. I think that he might be chain jerking.

by Jim Swanson March 30, 2008

Chain wanking

Similar to chain smoking except it is having one wank after another, usually practised by teenage boys with internet access in their bedroom

A mother will shout up the stairs to her son "get up it is 2pm" and the boys father will tell her "leave the boy alone, he is chain wanking"

by Kendo Bazoo November 14, 2009

Cain's Offering

An awesome power metal band from Finland formed by former Sonata Arctica members Jani Liimatainen on guitar, Mikko Harkin on keyboards, Stratovarius singer Timo Kotipelto, Norther and Wintersun bass player Jukka Koskinen and drummer Jani Hurula they currently only have one album out Some of their awesome songs being Thorn In My Side, Stolen Waters, Gather The Faithfull (which is also the album name) and My Queen Of Winter

Guy 1: I can't believe Jani had to leave Sonata Arctica he was a fucking amazing guitarist
Guy 2: Hey man check out Cain's Offering Jani started it after leaving Sonata and they ROCK
Guy 1: (Listens to the album) HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD GO JANI
Guy 2: Told you so

by Random Person1111 June 20, 2010

Cain Train

A startling new sexual position that began sweeping the nation in early November, 2011. The sexual position is fully achieved by lining up 5-7 women, actively positioning the heads in a semi-circular formation around the crotch area, and then simultaneously knocking them all out with a swing of the dick.

'Man, I was at this crazy sorority party last night... but there were sooooo many wasted chicks, and the cops were coming.. so I just Cain Train'd 'em and left quick.'

'If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems and THE CAIN TRAIN IS ROLLING!!!'

by faultoholics_anonymous November 8, 2011

chain ordering

When you're at a bar and you order one drink at a time, making the bartender make each drink every time, and even if you want two of the same thing, you'll make the bartender make it twice separately, because you're a piece of shit.

That guy is chain ordering hard. What a piece of shit.

by Jeffazhey February 2, 2017