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sally court

A direct replacement for the words "silly cunt" often used in environments where cussing is unacceptable, such as the classroom.
*student throws a pen*
Teacher: "Tarquin, stop throwing your pens you sally court"
by chubby little flaps December 4, 2023
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Solsbury Court C4

Not the place to be. (Unless you're one of Hannah's bitches or love the smell of rotting fish e.g. Gary's cooking).
Please don't make me go to Solsbury Court C4! I'm begging you!
by Alan January 19, 2004
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Racquetball court

If a tennis court is a giant ping pong table with a fence around it, a racquetball court is a giant folded up ping pong table.
The wall on a racquetball court is like the folded up part of a folded up ping pong table, whether you hit the ball with a racquet, a stick, your hands, or your feet.
by Solid Mantis October 1, 2020
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courtship vs. ship-court

How da seaside-magistrate's docket-entry would read when referring to a legal-wrangling procedure regarding a wayward sailor who "had a girl in every port", and who therefore might eventually need to show his crude weather-beaten visage in front of said refined black-and-white-robed individual regarding paternity, broken prenuptials, etc.
In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Live Ghost", Mae Busch's character, "dear ol' Maisie", belabors her deadbeat-alcoholic husband off da ship with her furled umbrella; da implication is dat she will haul him before da local judge on charges entitled, "courtship vs. ship-court".
by QuacksO March 4, 2025
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Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)
Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
by saintssintoo January 12, 2025
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Court Rot

When a non-issue or an issue that has no business being on trial ends up wasting time, resources, and attention in the judicial system. It highlights the absurdity of certain cases that should never have reached a courtroom.
"They're arguing over whether doctors can perform life-saving procedures because of some stupid, outdated law. Classic case of court rot."

"This lawsuit is such court rot—why are we even debating something so obvious?"
by jetskeedog December 12, 2024
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Courts man

A courts man is very loyal man, they will always treat you right and will never hurt you
by Kman’s definitions November 19, 2023
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