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zach condon

sing/song writer of Beruit.

He who:
Lays waste to Beck and Kimya Dawson is one foul swoop.

Destroys every lullaby you were ever sung, effectively reversing your childhood from a lie.

Shits on jeff Buckley's grave
and too..
the oberst machine's muse is little more than a silverfish compared to a firefly when brought up against Zach.
Man, Zach Condon's last name is so close to condom he would never have to bring one around me.
by Aya Blatherskite August 7, 2008
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condiment shot

A shot of a condiment, such as ketchup or mustard, sucked out of the small unit packages that one gets from fast food restaurants.
While driving, it's convenient to have a condiment shot of ketchup after eating your fries.
by Rebecca Clark September 1, 2008
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Condensationalised

my glass is condensationalised!
by Sarah :):) November 8, 2010
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jimmies killer crackin cornkickers condition

A person who has crusty,cracking,dry,yellow feet while festering corn kernals are infesting the foot And poppin fresh buttery popcorn off them joints.
Daaaaamn girrrrrrl. Look at that girls feet!!! Lord help her. Looks like jimmies killer crackin cornkickers condition.aaaaaallll night loooong with a extra serving of salty butter From the movie theater.
by angieffinlynn June 2, 2015
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solids are going to hit the air conditioning

another phrase for shit hits the fan but more refined. Used to predict a mess when the event happens.
"When that gets published, the solids are going to hit the air conditioning".
by KevinTheB November 29, 2007
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The Nick Condition

The Nick Condition thankfully rarely seen disease, with several common and a few not so common symptoms. It's created from a bacterial organism, known as a Tadiumvir (often called the Nick Bug) It is carried through sperm, and grows in the childs brain. Early childhood symptoms include misfitism and hate from the other children.

As the subject approaches puberty, the Nick Bug is fully grown, and begins to secret feces onto the brain. This confuses and poisons the brain, leaving the many symptoms listed in full here:

-Lack of Common Sense
-Lonliness
-Denial of Lonliness
-Homosexuality
-Denial of Homosexuality
-Constant itching of the penis, testicles, gooch and asscrack
-Delightful sensations from anal penetration
-Acne
-Horribly thick and wiry hair
-Chronic fucked up haircut
-Mild hallucinations (for example, the subject making airplane sounds or believing he/she has friends)
-Lack of dress sense (large, bulky winter jackets, Dragonball Z shirts and gray sweat pants that are too tight are common)
-Interest in unbelievably childish things
-Chronic Masturbation
-Poor eyesight, requiring glasses
-Useless ears that not only prevent him from hearing you hate him, but also make his glasses fall off, requiring a rope or string attachment, often found on librarians and old bitches
-Several learning disorders including ADD, ADHD, Teretts, Fucktardation
-Denial of Fucktardedness
-Freakish height
-Lack of muscle or fat
-Weakness
-Vulnerability to beatings
-A lifetime supply of Virginity

Unfortunatly, The Nick Condition is uncurable as of April 17, 2007. And we don't really want a cure either. We'd be much happier having these freaks around to pick on.

Every school, every town, every place has a Nick. What happens when they grow up? The Nick Bug dies, and its absense drives the subject into a deep depression, fueled by lack of social skills and intelligence. They usually commit a quiet suicide or sink into obscurity. However, some react dangerously, and attempt to perform a killing spree at their high school. But with their stupidity (it never fully fades) they try to use water guns, and end up crying at their failage.
Me: Woah! Check that greasy fuckhead out!
You: Wow! He must have the Nick Condition!
by Clayton Carr December 24, 2008
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conditioner

while recieving head, the male pulls out just before shooting the goods and goes in the female's hair. at this point, the male rubs her hair vigorously. Note: wash hands afterwards.
Last night I gave my girl a little natural conditioner.
by sickwitdadick July 2, 2004
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