Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.
by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022
Get the Commandant Spanglermug. by commander erwins whore July 17, 2021
Get the commander erwinmug. by cxlinee⁷ June 7, 2022
Get the bot commandsmug. Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.
Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).
by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017
Get the First Tat Commandmentmug. Some people suppress you
They partch you and reap a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
The needies believe you
They treat you
Like survivor of a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
They partch you and reap a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
The needies believe you
They treat you
Like survivor of a disaster
Reeducation for the infants
Who demanded for an innocent instance
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment shows the contempt
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
Between the world and their embarrassing pavement
Believe the scholars, read the readings
Realize the man who says anything
The great commandment
by Death Menace June 3, 2023
Get the The Great Commandmentmug. Guy 1: missuses a meme
Guy 2: sorry sir but have broken one of The unspoken commandments
Guy 1: what? Those don't exist
Guy 2: yeah they do, they're just unspoken.
Guy 2: sorry sir but have broken one of The unspoken commandments
Guy 1: what? Those don't exist
Guy 2: yeah they do, they're just unspoken.
by Norrabal May 31, 2019
Get the The unspoken commandmentsmug. Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.
Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.
Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.
Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.
Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.
Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.
Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.
Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.
Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.
Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.
Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.
Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.
Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.
Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!
by XxWhorexX November 16, 2024
Get the The Ten Duel Commandmentsmug.