Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016

Cleveland Browns

1.) (n.) A very untalented football team.

2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".

1.) Dak: "How'd ya'll do last night?"

Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."

Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!

by Faupula_57 December 15, 2016

Cleveland Hurricane

Before sex, one consumes 12 hotdogs and a case of beer. Then during sex when someone is about to cum inside them they bear down and spackle the wall.

"I invited Patrick over for a Cleveland Hurricane"

by blackwolfhell November 1, 2018

cleveland sleeve

Sex act consisting of the tongue being placed between the uncircumcised foreskin and glans of a penis

“I’m sorry you’re a Jew, you’ll never get a Cleveland sleeve”

by BigDaddyDingus April 13, 2022

Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016

Cleveland Canoli

Thick, white and cream filled deliciousness from Cleveland.

He gave me a Cleveland Canoli when he came over.

by Dani.dangerous December 6, 2020

Cleveland deeker

A car full of chill people eating chill Swedish fish and talking about questionable sex acts

"Wow Gretchen that Cleveland deeker over there is so hot"

by TheFireBringer March 18, 2017