cleft

When one's boxers, shorts, or underwear rides up on you. There are three types of the cleft, a left cleft, a right cleft, and a middle cleft (the worst). A left and a right cleft is where your boxers pull up to either side or you testicle sac, and a middle cleft is where the seam in the boxers that splits the legs rides up on you up the middle seeming to almost split you sac.

Man, I have a bad left cleft

by Project Green Leaf June 11, 2006

Cleft

The point where the shaft of the male penis meets the testicals for the first time.

Ouch! The tennis ball hit me right in the cleft!

by GallonChallengeFail August 9, 2009

Celts

Generic term to describe fans for Celtic Football Club. Can be characterised by their cavalier approach to personal hygiene.

We can smell those Celts from over here.

by Sammy Beckett February 24, 2005

Cleft

Someone who lacks a chin. Their chin is either non-existent and their mouth leads straight to their neck or there is a slight dent with evidence of a shrunken or growing chin.

Yo, don't stand too close to Cleft or you'll catch the disease and your chin will fall off

by Nast-A October 1, 2010

celtic

1) An ancient race of people, who used to inhabit Great Britain prior to the Roman and Saxon invaders. The race was, like most ancient races wiped out by intermarriage between the many different inhabitants of Great Britain. These included, The Anglo's, Saxons, Jutes, Picts, Scots, Danes, Gauls, Roman Britons, Normans and Celts etc. There are probably others to. The languages of these races have survived to this day mainly due to a strange belief that it will improve the life of the people of Wales, Scotland, Ulster and Ireland. As well as a nostalgia for a period that is poorly recorded and was not at all romantic. Its main purpose as a language (there are many versions) is to give nationalists something to do, to waste education money trying to restart a dead language that was dead for a reason, and finally to really annoy English tourists with names they cant even pronounce.

2) A Scottish football team that for some reason thinks its Irish

1) Celtic-blah blah blah...dribble, spit
English-Just across the road

2)I live in scotland, I've never been to Ireland but I'm going to tell them what their doing wrong and try to stir up trouble because it wont effect me

by wiggy1988 November 2, 2006

cleat

A portmanteau describing CLoned mEAT

Susan: "Eck! This steak tastes like cleat! Where did you get it?"
Albert: "I brought it home from the lab."
Susan: "I knew it!"

by the_chemist January 19, 2008

Celtic

Celtic people. Originally from Indo-Europe (NOT wales/scotland/ireland), a great civilisation who at one point, owned most of Europe & even had conflicts with the Roman empire. In fact, the most popular known celtic countries are now Ireland, Scotland and Wales, when in fact, the picts, scoti & angles also settled in scotland, the Celts also settled in England, where many celtic graves can be found, whilst NONE have been found in Ireland. Many beliefs that the greeks named the Celts, meaning "The Hidden people", not the secret people or anything else, there's also belief that the Celts called themself that even before that. The main downfall of the Celts were leadership skills, reason being why they pretty much disapeared from existence.

Celtic people were Celts.

by iknowmanythings July 23, 2010