chum moment

When a bumbling buffoon, usually by the name of scott fucks up really badly

P1: hey did you hear that Scott bought the wrong light bulbs?
P2: god he's such a bumbling buffoon, what a chum moment
P1 and P2 together: LOL!

by loser drakee June 6, 2020

Chum Chum

Our lord and savior from Fanboy and Chum Chum, all must bow down to Chum Chum. Chum Chum knows and sees all, Chum Chum can destroy all that plagues us. Those who disrespect Chum Chum suffer a long and painful death.

"I hate Chum Chum."
*cocks gun*

by flint's going feral September 6, 2020

chum the weasel

To suck a dick

Brandy said she was on her period , so I asked if she could just “chum the weasel”

by JFrizzy September 28, 2020

Gnome your chums

Gnome your chums

Gnome your chums, lugger.

by Im_just_JK September 30, 2020

chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

Chum Bucket

When ones pussy smells,is dirty and or is,in general nasty.

Me:Nah I didn't fuck
Friend:Why not
Me:Bro that bitch had the Chum Bucket

by Chummybux November 12, 2017

chum

Someone you can tell anything to. They're one of your best friends

Cindy: Yo Bryan, tell me who you like!
Bryan: No, only my chum knows!

by \_(._.)_/ March 13, 2017