Chee's Time Zone

someone who is always an hour behind everyone else because they get distracted easily by life's simple wonders.
Ex. sleeping, facebook, youtube...

ex: there is a appointment at 6pm. chee will show up at 7 pm due to her time zone.

Sarah: Where's Chee? She's late!

Tasha: no no she's not late. She's running on Chee's Time Zone!

by Lita_Lee March 13, 2010

Career-homicide

Career-homicide is when people ruin your chances at getting a future job or internship by using your urbandictionary account to add inappropriate/highly offensive material that can be searched via Google and then potential employers Google your name and find that offensive material, and then automatically assume you wrote it and it ruins your chances at all possible future employment with any reputable organization. Other examples include people posting unflattering pictures of you on the internet/Facebook, tagging you in inappropriate Youtube videos, etc.

Some jerk commits career-homicide by using your urbandictionary account several years ago thinking he is being funny and posts multiple offensive definitions on your account. You realize what has happened, spend hours as an urbandictionary editor attempting to get the definitions removed the site, spend hours trying to contact urbandictionary.com executives to get said definitions removed, and eventually fail to have them removed because they are "too popular". Then, years later when you start applying for jobs and internships, the companies you apply to Google your name, see what they assume you wrote even though it wasn't you, and then proceed to quickly throw your application into the trash, all because some jerk ruined your good name through trying to be funny. And eventually you realize that someone has "murdered your career" via career-homicide on UrbanDictionary.com.

by ConcernedJobSeeker April 4, 2010

Cheeber

1. To smoke weed. Taken from CHEEBA. As used in Pop Culture including Half Baked. "That sweet sweet cheeba"

2. A Stoner, One who smokes too much weed.

1."Hey's dude let's go cheeber."

2. "That guy is such a cheeber, he just ate my entire bag of waffles."

by Braskey69 February 28, 2011

Career Woman Grip

When your having sex with a co-worker and she grabs your ass- The woman is usually independent and would be classified as a go-getter

After cocktails with the client last night Megan gave me the career woman grip in the men's bathroom. She's such a cougar.

by The Big Dog2617 August 22, 2011

Chee

fucking / sex / chee df

hey let's go to my house and Chee all night hoe.

by broohoe July 16, 2017

Little Cheebs

A tiny puffy white rabbit with little ears.

Hey Man! That rabbit of yours sure is a sweet Little Cheebs!

by Bunny Queen March 10, 2009

of my career

Usually an insult stating that a person is the most of something that the accuser has ever seen in his or her entire life.

2 guys bump into each other.
Alex: Hey, watch where you're going, you asshole.
Brian: You're a deuschbag, you loser.
Alex: You're a scrub of my career!

by thesoftlights May 11, 2008