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Crapeine

A crapeine dream is when you dream of anything but all the characters are puppets.
Oh! I had a crapeine dream last night, it was like the Muppets!
by Urbaneer101 February 3, 2025
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Chapege

A person of profound knowledge whose insight often leaves others in awe, inadvertently highlighting the depth of their own understanding in contrast to those around them.
She's a chapege when it comes to technologyshe knows everything!
by Raven Blackthorn April 20, 2025
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crapestry

The rich tapestry of the crappy details of someone's experience battling mental health issues or trauma.
She had a horrific crapestry in her upbringing that still affects her behavior as an adult.
by Adelcrite December 9, 2025
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shepards chapel

involves 5 girls one beer funnel, and 5 bottles of some hard alcohol, doesnt matter what kind (3 full 2 empty), alcohol is dumped into the funnel into the first girl, any hole, then they move the funnel on to the next girl and so on, at the end the remaining alcohol is funneled into the empty bottle and then enjoyed by the 5 girls and the shephard.
your mom last night did this thing with all of her friends called the shepards chapel!

wow!
by phukoff December 7, 2007
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Olfactory Chapeauphilia

A particular aspect of hat fetis centred around the sniffing of hats. First recorded instance :- under the Watchtower in Northampton, ngland, January 2012.
Mary was diagnosed as having Olfactory Chapeauphilia as she sat with her nose pressed upto her doctor's hat.
by Lord_Daemon February 22, 2012
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Lesbian Chaperon

A man who realizes he is the third wheel on a date or activity with a romantic interest instead of her friend. As a result the likelihood of any sexual activities drops to zero.
"How was your date with Sandy."
"I thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but I turned into a lesbian chaperon."

This phenomenon can be seen often at Malls and Bars and is often preformed by husbands.
by sbxconlan January 17, 2013
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Calvary Chapel Murrieta

Once a very large, very 'brain-washed' society of zombie staff, is now a revolutionized community of new teachers and kids that are smarter than previous 'rich brats' that once attended.

Having kicked out the old, brainless hag running the school into the ground, the school seems to be improving as a younger, and more competent principle has stepped forward to take the reigns.

Taking a more 'liberal' and 'open' aspect to their education surrounding the Bible, kids are not as berated as they were once before. However, the children attending the school are still gossipers and no good rich kids.

As for the Bible department, one still cannot walk if you haven't taken the fourth year; hopefully this mundane rule shall be reconsidered with the new head of the school. But, they have employed more proficient Bible teachers that no longer drill the gurgling nonsense into children's heads.

Still as expensive as hell, though.
Students of 2006-2011: "God, I f*cking hate Calvary Chapel Murrieta. I can't wait to leave to blahblahblah next year - I'm NEVER coming back to this sh*t hole!"

Students of 2012-2015: "You know what? Calvary isn't that bad any more... Once they got rid of that f*cking b*tch that used to be Principle, now it's somehow manageable. I think I'll stick it through 'til next year... Still as expensive as hell though."
by HandleIt June 6, 2014
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