cheat text

When your cell phone is connected to your computer via a USB cable, and you are sending text messages with your keyboard, instead of typing them in on your cell phone.

LaFonda was sending me these long ass text messages at a rate of about 70 words a minute! Nobody can text that fast. I'll bet that slut was "cheat texting" me!

by Thomas O'Brian December 28, 2007

cheet-toes

fat or puffy toes, resembling a cheese puff.

"Girl, you shouldnt where those sandals. Look at those cheet-toes!"

by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008

Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

Smoking Marijuana after your anti-pot girlfriend or wife etc tells you to stop.

Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?

Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane

by Respire13 May 9, 2011

Looking Up Morrowwind Cheats

An excuse to use when you're actually surfing for porn.

John: Hey man what's up?
Daniel: Oh uh, nothing, um, I'm just looking up Morrowwind Cheats.
John: Was that porn?

by Mr. Leopard January 24, 2008

cheaters

The New England Patriots

The New England Patriots are cheaters, as they used illegal spying tactics to get their "dynasty."

by HarryPothead6009 September 29, 2007

Dewey Cheatham & Howe

A legendary law firm.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a chicken?

A chicken clucks defiance.

by octopod January 24, 2004

micro cheating

Micro-cheating. Small things in a relationship that makes your S.O mad but not enough to breakup with you. Talking to other girls/boys, hugging others, etc. Just be careful, if you keep micro cheating it’ll all add up and be gone...

Hey, dude. Careful talking too other girls and sending them selfies. All that micro cheating will catch up to you.

by bigtittythick69420 November 14, 2018