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Charity

Charity usually has difficulty to perform basic tasks like opening doors and gates. She also lets her brother tell her what to do and obeys his every command. She also will argue with her brother for up to 10 years at a time. Charity is a cool girl and has an awesome personality.
Ben: Charity go make me 600 sandwiches.
Charity: dangit! no!
Ben: Yes! Go!
Charity: Ugh! You suck Ben! *makes 600 sandwiches*
by blackcatz October 10, 2011
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Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.
Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.
by gothictom January 25, 2011
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Chattanooga Chapstick

An underhanded prank, this is the act of secretly inserting someone's chapstick into your rectum, moving it in and out to the beat of a train song, and returning it to their possession without informing them of the despicable act.
Pardon me Bob, but that's a Chattanooga Chapstick you're applying.
by yottabad July 11, 2011
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Carsten

A basement dweller who only plays video games and watches cartoons. a sad excuse for a person with his long blond hair that he ties up in a ponytail. NOT A MAN BUN. if you meet this boy best to stay away. back up 10 feet and call the authoritys.
man that gamer introvert is such a Carsten
by A_ guy September 13, 2017
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carsten

n. pl. carstens. hottest girl in america. not a guy, even though some danish people might so.
oh man, I wish I could be carsten, she is sooo amazing at life.
by marco March 28, 2005
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charlton

a weak and poor imitation of crystal palace. the british government used to send convicts to australia, now they make them watch charlton
"daddy, daddy why do people support charlton"

"i dont know son. probably for the same reason people commit suicide"
by god February 24, 2005
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tax deductible charity organizations

the most stupid fucking thing that pisses the fuck out of me
i hate tax deductible charity organizations
by frsky May 30, 2008
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