Calgary

Perhaps the City of Calgary should be called the Shitty of Calgary, or better yet, shittyofcalgary.com.

Calgary has some serious problems that appear to only be getting worse.

by bonnelame May 29, 2008

Cali Boy

Boys who are as thirsty as California

Dang, I know California is in a drought and all, but Steve is such a Cali Boy. He only goes to the beach to pick up girls in bikinis.

by Metaphysicalobserver July 1, 2015

Calgon

Calgon, a very nice person that owns a popular GTA:SA:MP Roleplay server. He's a expert pawno scripter and a server runner. There's no one that can match his abilities. Calgon is a very popular person in the GTA:SA:MP world. Tons of people know who he is and worship him for it. You can't play on a GTA:SA:MP Roleplay server without hearing about him or his wonderful Roleplay server.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that guy Calgon?
Guy 2: Ya man he owns that wicked GTA:SA:MP server.
Guy 1: Yeah the server is called "Vortex Roleplay"(VX:RP).

by Len_Kagamine(dilldb) December 19, 2009

caging

To act like nicholas cage around someone.

The act of being chill, or relaxed.

hey jon, are you caging?

by bbboy574 November 28, 2009

Calgary Flames

A professional hockey team based in Calgary, Alberta.

The Flames began as the Atlanta Flames in 1972 before moving to Calgary in 1980. They have reached the Stanley Cup Finals 3 times in 1986, 1989, and 2004. Winning two Stanley Cups in 1986, and 2004 on Martin Gelinas no-called goal in game 6.

The Calgary Flames' biggest rival is the Vancouver Canucks. Edmonton Oiler fans seem to think that the Calgary Flames are their rival, however, they can only really have rivals once they have achieved a level of playoff status that has been relatively unheard of in Edmonton for almost a decade (save a run in 2006, of whom, all the star players have left the team shortly thereafter).

Also synonymous with: perfection, achievement through hard work and sacrifice, and an Oilers fan's nightmare.

Edmonton Oilers Fan: You hit my car!

Calgary Flames Fan: How about we set our
differences aside and enjoy a shot of
whisky so we can live in peace, finally, as Alberta hockey fans?

Edmonton Oilers Fan: Sounds good

"Oilers fan takes a shot"

Edmonton Oilers Fan: who are you calling?

Calgary Flames Fan: The police

by Mateo Mraz March 23, 2009

Calgary Stampede

The one and only cultural event in a Calgary, Alberta Canada, the basic premise of which is men getting intimate with livesotck.

Another boring night in Calgary, is it time for the Calgary Stampede yet?

by detatchedview September 24, 2009

Calgary

A complete joke of a city in western Canada. Calgary is a oil boomtown that has basically no culture or history beyond the last 50 years and this is very obvious. The downtown is a soulless collection of glass towers that turns into a ghost town at 5pm when all the yuppies hop in their 3 series and high tail it back to the endless sprawl of cardboard McMansions that envelop the place. Calgary is also rife with homelessness, drug abuse and every other social problem you can think of. Calgarians have convinced themselves they live in some kind of world class city just because they have a Nordstrom now when in reality if it wasn't for Banff no one outside the prairies would have even heard of the place.

Saskatchewanian: "I can't wait to move to Calgary next week! So excited to live that big city life!"
Torontonian: "LOL okay buddy"

by brownbuckwass August 31, 2018