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bukkake chokeslam

To cover a slut in a torrent of cum while choking her and slamming her into the bed afterwards
Eh, she was hot enough for a good ol’ bukkake chokeslam
by OJPimpson June 7, 2018
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Bukkacake

When people smear cake all over your face during your birthday in a mistaken attempt to be cute
Dude, I didn't expect your mom to bukkacake you too!
by Websterisrollinginhisgrave April 18, 2016
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Bukkale

To ingest massive amounts of kale and then dousing a partner in kale-flavored/colored semen.

The vegan equivalent of bukkake that stains one's skin green.
"Oh no this isn't toothpaste, it's just leftover bukkale from last night."

"Everyone knows I'm not a virgin anymore because of my bukkale incident last night."
by €utie¥ootie August 6, 2017
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Brigadier Bukkake

One who is an authority/expert of the bukkake party.
I'd have to say that Admiral Anus has accomplished a new rank, Brigadier bukkake.
by Cunnilingus Master May 21, 2004
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racial bukkake

Racial bukkake is the vile spew that Tea Party members and their ilk can't seem to stop doing. Everybody except white bread rich folks are subject to their racial bukkake.
Rand Paul spewed racial bukkake at his Tea Party rally.
by MsLi August 15, 2014
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Carpenters Bukkake

Stemming from ancient Nordic boatbuilding times, this traditional hazing ritual has been rebirthed in the extended modern woodworking community and is still revered as a right of passage in this noblest of trades

An appreciative apprentice kneels within a standing circle of their peers, where as a true sign of respect, proceed to masturbate furiously over the face of "the chosen one".

Once the youngling has been supremely coated, this is directly followed by a large battering of sawdust to aid the curing process.

An important step is to have Rick Astley play in the background.

The pupil now becomes the plastered master
A-Boy: The new guys really coming into his own, how long has he been here for?
B-Boy: I remember his first day, has to be about three years now
C-Boy: Oh boy, looks like he's prime for a Carpenters Bukkake, I'll grab the lube and dust
A-Boy: (singing) never gonna, never gonna, never gonna...
B-Boy: Kneel child, it's time for us to pay our respects
D-Boy: Thanks guys, it's such an honou……(muffled gargle)
by The phantom tanner March 11, 2019
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bukkakae

'Hey babe, whens the last time you got some bukkakae at a fair?'
'Been a while, the only reason I don't get it is because its so dam hard to get off my face!'
by 20394u203if084 March 27, 2008
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