Bumfluff Burglar

Have you ever woken up with a surprisingly low amount of bumfluff? this is due to the little gnomes that have stolen your bumfluff, these were real creatures that were eradicated in 1432 but they would nestle in between your buns and when you slept would take your bumfluff. Nowadays the insult is coined at a Scrooge-like character who does not spare his money. By referring to them as small gnomes stationed within one's bum crack and saying they steal someones bumfluff is a dangerously powerful insult. This definition was brought to you by F . I . N . G . E . R . S . N . A . T . C . H . E . R . inc

Ben: "So Alex are you gonna buy us a round of drinks?"
Alex: "Naw"
Ben: "No wonder your da left you, you are such a bumfluff burglar"

by PLADAMIR VUTIN March 23, 2019

cat burglar

To shit in a litter box then steal 1 good dvd from a one night stand and escape without being detected.

I pulled the cat burglar on that chick that I fucked last night and now I have season two of greys anatomy. - Ken A

by Bar1der September 15, 2021

brothers of bulgaria and other

well they're brother obviously, who post shit on the site what more could you want??

"and other" is added when a third person helps create the defintion

brothers of bulgaria and other have some really creative words for Urban Dictionary!

by brothersofbulgariaandother May 3, 2010

the cum burglar

he comes into your bedroom at 3am and steals ur cum

bro the cum burglar took my cum, he has a nice ass tho

by 31498765 May 26, 2021

Bulgarian Butt Buster

(Verb) When, During a threesome, two guys perform a simultaneous Double Russian annihilator, with one in the pink and one in the sink. This can also be done by a lone man with both his feet, but he must be asian to do so.

yo dude, i totally gave this chick a Bulgarian butt buster at your party last night

by chickinshit May 30, 2011

burglarize

To steal from houses,schools,stores or cars

My house was burglarized the guy stole a stereo

by ajwalias May 4, 2008

angry bulgarian

You convince a female (preferably one you're not too fond of) to lick your ass, and then while she's doing that, you drop a huge load on her face. You then turn and laugh. All of this is done while secretly filming or streaming the deed.

You know that slut, Jessica? Well, I finally told her she could come over and we could hook up and then I pulled an Angry Bulgarian on her. It was hilarious. You should watch the video - it's on the internet.

by Angry Bulgarian November 5, 2009