The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.
My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.
by @mekinizem August 8, 2016
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by Fermi_Paradox May 18, 2017
Get the Brushing mug.When a man, or woman, (depending on your sexual preference) is giving you a reverse cowgirl until ejaculation, much like the mine that bounces and explodes.
Man 1: hey isn’t that Sarah Jessica Parker?
Man 2: yeah, she gave me a Bouncing Betty in the church parking lot in my dad’s van.
Man 2: yeah, she gave me a Bouncing Betty in the church parking lot in my dad’s van.
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Get the Bouncing betty mug.(Bruno (player) + ing. verb) the act of attacking someone in such a way that it is clearly not a simple drag or accelerated attack, with it the animation of release being clearly abused by any matter of first or third party techniques such as the movement of the mouse.
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"bro are you just baruching me?" "Awww shit, I've been baruched" "look at that chump getting baruched over there"
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