Baruching

Screwing with someone relentlessly. Finding the line and then crossing it, keeping the joke going wayyyyyyy to long.

"bro are you just baruching me?" "Awww shit, I've been baruched" "look at that chump getting baruched over there"

by RobMaloney213 June 5, 2018

Monkey Branching

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.

by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020

brushing the pony

Slang for male masturbation.

"That girl was so fine, I was violently brushing the pony all night."

by waikikimelon June 29, 2013

Monkey Branching

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

Brushing Brunswicks

The act of accidentally rubbing your breasts (if a woman) or your shaft and balls (if a man) up against someone when trying to get past them in a crowded area.

1. Brooke just got done brushing brunswicks with half the people in line at the snow cone machines!

2. Bryan: this totally hot, busty woman just got done brushing brunswicks with me

Richard: niiiiiiceeee

by Jules Smooter February 19, 2010

Badaching Badachang

A phrase used after a successful attempt. Used sometimes to rub in success to your friends, or to say "beat that." When two people complete a task together, often one will say the first half and the other will finish the phrase. A dramatic pause may also separate the first and second words of the sentence.

Jim gets a 100 on his math test: "Badaching badachang!"

by BadaChinger July 30, 2011