When you drink alcohol until you’re blacked out, smoke so much you’re greened out, and then add a third unknown chaotic substance (a tab, a bump, or whatever your buddy hands you)… and next thing you get so fucked up, you're on the floor, you shit yourself, you start sweating, shaking, and rolling around in your shit.
"Bro I almost browned out last night, I'll spare you the details but I woke up in a bathtub."
Person 1: "bro did you see the video of Jackson?"
Person 2: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "Poor guy browned out in the bathtub. Such a mess."
Person 2: "No wonder I heard screams coming from the upstairs bathroom last night."
Person 1: "Yeah we just found him like that: browning out. He was whispering to himself."
Person 2: "We need to ban him from mixing again."
Person 1: "bro did you see the video of Jackson?"
Person 2: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "Poor guy browned out in the bathtub. Such a mess."
Person 2: "No wonder I heard screams coming from the upstairs bathroom last night."
Person 1: "Yeah we just found him like that: browning out. He was whispering to himself."
Person 2: "We need to ban him from mixing again."
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