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breaking bad

when things go wrong, not as it should be etc.
Supernatural S09E02:

- I told him just to make for the bunker
- Well, you think he can handle a road trip like that?
- Well, Cass is a big boy. Things go breaking bad, he knows our number.
by newRafall October 20, 2013
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Bretting a joke

Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.
Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)
by The Beezy One March 3, 2004
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Breaking and Entering

Something that Santa does for a living.
Santa broke in which is Breaking and Entering
by UrBoiJeff December 13, 2018
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Beating my meat

by Kuddy December 17, 2020
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beating the bald midget

1. Taking your freshly shaven cock to pound town.

2. Disciplining your smaller bald self until he gets angry enough to spit back at you.

3. Stroking yourself until climax.
I walked in on Steve and he was sitting on my bed, beating the bald midget.
by motorcycle33 December 31, 2010
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Breathing Eel

When your poop is so long that the end of your turd hides in the dark of the toilet bowl, and the head of the turd comes out of the water to get fresh air.
Old lady 1... "did you see how big my stool was?"

Old lady 2... "yea, it was huge, but it was no breathing eel!"
by the magic pooper March 2, 2012
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breaking bitch

Condition when a person begins to, uncharacteristically, use the word "bitch" as punctuation.

An unexpected loss of composure, by a normally calm and collected individual.

Possibly a result of the TV Series "Breaking Bad" in which a main character often added the word "bitch" to the end of statements and questions.
Vic (yelling at his computer), "How about I get a ball peen hamer to fix your error, Bitch!"

Cory, "Stay away from Vic the work leader for a while, Ziv, he's "breaking bitch".

Ziv, "Yeah, man, my questions can wait".
by activista November 25, 2013
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