Big Fat Hairy Bollocks

Used as an exclamation of disappointment, annoyance or generally being pissed off by something.
Often abbreviated to BFHB.

Ryan: CBA to go into school tomorrow...
Tash: You have too! You have a Biology exam fool!
Ryan: Big Fat Hairy Bollocks! I forgot about that!

by TheRyan. March 17, 2010

bollocky bollocky bollock-chops

English term for something that is extreme bullshit.

Crust:"Bollocky bollocky bollock-chops!!"

by Chris - The Her May 4, 2005

freezing my bollocks off

Another way of saying that one is cold.

Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

I don't give two bollocks

Similar to 'couldn't give a fuck' or 'I don't give two shits'.

I don't give two bollocks about what other people think

by allseeinggurly November 16, 2010

Neck on him like a jockey's bollocks

Someone who is prepared to take risks to gain a substantial prize

"Yer man there. He has a neck on him like a jockey's bollocks."

by Lester Piglet June 12, 2017

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

A long swear

Nobizzle assizzle shitfizzle bollickbizzle!

by God O' Popz (Jackie Cam) June 6, 2003

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

Loadza swears ina line

by sex machine May 20, 2003