During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.
Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.
Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board
Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave
Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!
by DarkCoffee  September 11, 2020
 Get the Corona Boardingmug.
Get the Corona Boardingmug. by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003
 Get the Biting The Boardmug.
Get the Biting The Boardmug. When a person gets waterboarded by a thick juicy ass sitting on his face drowning him with those sweet holes so wet from the individual struggling to breathe underneath, it would be more accurate to say they're drowning than suffocating.
"Hey, Sabrina, I've missed you. I will be home soon; do you need me to pick anything up before then?" "Get home, babe. I've missed you so much I'll be booty boarding you till I become a widow. Don't think tapping out and calling for mommy to be gentle will save you, ok?"
by Curare the defenestrator  February 25, 2023
 Get the Booty Boardingmug.
Get the Booty Boardingmug. What you do when there is no available ski hill near you. A term strictly for snowboarders. Especially relevant after a snow storm. Must have hilly street avenues near your place in order to be completely effective. (Preferably no cars, please!)
by sporty_chick720 January 20, 2011
 Get the street boardingmug.
Get the street boardingmug. A potential game that claims to be able to talk with the Spirit world of human spirits, demonic entities, etc. The name comes from the creator's sister, a medium, asking a spirit from the board the name for it, and is not the combination of Oui and Ja for hello in French and German. It is not the Yes Yes Board, Its the Good Luck Board, as that is what Ouija means, which is ironic for the multiple demonic entities you can meat.
by Commiie June 22, 2019
 Get the Ouija Boardmug.
Get the Ouija Boardmug. by theghosttiger July 9, 2015
 Get the frog boardmug.
Get the frog boardmug. A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.
My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.
by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021
 Get the Shartshittery Boardmug.
Get the Shartshittery Boardmug.