Blazing Blumpkin

When you are receiving a blumpkin during a horrible case of diarrhea.
She agreed to give me a blumpkin, though the event was bittersweet. The girl did a good job, but my burrito from last night turned this blumpkin into a Blazing Blumpkin. At the end of the ordeal, my dirt star looked like a red giant.
by KC Mojo July 19, 2010
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Dunkin' Blumpkin

A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.
"Dude last night I had the holy grail of all blumpkins! The Dunkin' Blumpkin!"
by Na0227 October 04, 2014
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French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.
Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.
by PV Kings June 01, 2012
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chubby blumpkin

Performing analingus while your lover consumes an entire meat-lovers pizza and watches TV.
"Our therapist suggested trying new things in the bedroom to spice up our marriage. Lenny wanted to try the chubby blumpkin. It was kinda gross...can I borrow your toothbrush?"
by taytay1420 March 03, 2016
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Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.
My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.
by mommysmilk April 18, 2021
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Trumpkin Blumpkin

When you are giving a blow job to a trump look alike or trump himself, in a port-a-potty while he is taking a shit.
Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?

Susie: what for?

Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!

Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.

Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling

Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
by RayRay H. September 22, 2021
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Green Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while taking a shit while smoking a big fat blunt.
Guy One: Dude guess what!?!
Guy Two: What?
Guy One:My girl gave me a Green Blumpkin!
Guy Two: Mann thats sooo disgusting but soooo awesome *fist pump*
by Operation Asian Invasion July 11, 2010
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