Bloof

bloof: \blüf\ n - An extemporaneous missive posted on the internet, composed by an inebriated author.

After reading Datter's latest bloof, I'm getting worried about his liver!

by syke September 20, 2005

Blofa

An inflatable sofa. One you need to blow up, hence blow + sofa = blofa.

Dude, don't sit down with your keys in your pocket, you'll pop my blofa!

by Nickus12 June 5, 2010

Bliff

Rolling a blunt of any brand/style with marijuana and the tobacco it comes with. An advanced bliff smoker may use pipe tobacco and it still is considered a bliff.

"My homie Adam just rolled a fat bliff, we are gonna get so light-headed"

"Instead of smoking cigarettes, I smoke bliffs"

by MWSkate420 December 14, 2018

bliff

A word that can be used in as any part of a sentence. With one exception, it cannot have any sexual conantation to it.

Man that kid is a bliff'n retard

by kewler-than-u April 14, 2005

Bloof

A bloof is one of the "popular" kids. The kind of kids who think that every one likes them. The boys are typically really good looking and confident and always flip their hair. The girls are usually "hot" and get all the guys with their bodies, confidence, and large amounts of make-up.

"Whoa! Regina George is a totaaaall bloof, she gets all the guys and wears a ton of make-up!"

OR...

Bloof- "Ahh! I dropped my pencil!" (Bends over right in front of bloof boy)
Bloof Boy- "Wow, that is one nice piece of booty! Do you wanna go out and make bloof children?!" (Boy flips hair)
Bloof- "Right now? Sure!"

by bloofbuster July 10, 2010

Bloffin

The act of receiving pleasurable genital stimulation via oral sex, while enjoying a fresh, warm, buttered muffin.

Example 1. Dude: “Yo, last night Jessica made banana-nut muffins, and while I was eating one with melted butter, she sucked my cock.”
Other Dude: “Whoa, she gave you a bloffin?”

Example 2. Taylor: “Happy birthday, baby.”
Taylor: *spreads girlfriends legs, and hands her a muffin*
Stacy: *gasp* “I get a bloffin? Yay!”

by EastCoastGayDude February 19, 2019

Blowfish

noun; a girl whos pussy is too ratchet (usually smelling of fish) so she only gives head

1. dudeee Ashley was a total blowfish but she gave good head
2. Susan is such a blowfish

by -tunt cittie January 31, 2017