blinkity

An expression of surprise, often when one is confused or shocked by a statement or action.

Must be accompanied by asterisks.

Can be followed with '...' for good measure.

1. I'm gay.

Response: *Blinkity*

2. Ahdmfweoigoana...

Response: *blinkity...*

by BaileyA July 20, 2008

blinketed

Really really trashed. Not just drunk, not in no mans land, but really really off the wall drunk, like Fish!

Dude last night when you were mad cringled, I was so blinketed! Like Fish!

by Ddelz01 October 14, 2008

blinkumentary

A film in the making of blink-182's summer 2009 (reunion) tour and filming of their new album, which will be out in 2010 (hopefully!). Currently there is over 100hrs of film, and it has blink fans in agonizing pain waiting for it's release.

There are two trailers available, one that was released on August 26, 09 and Nov. 7, 09. Both of which are on youtube.

Sarah: Hey, Kyle, have you heard about Blinkumentary?
Kyle: Who hasn't? Blink and Hndsm Rndsm together are going to be fucking amazing.

Sarah:Did you tweet #blinkumentary?
Kyle: Obviously, I want it on the trending topics.

by blink182<3 December 11, 2009

Blinker Bliss

The few short seconds of excitement when one's turning signal is in time with the car in front of you. Often short lived and followed with predictable dissapointment because not two blinkers are the same.

Oswald: Yo dude our turning signal is matched up with the minivan in front of us. Sweet.

Dartanian: Enjoy the Blinker Bliss while you can my friend it doesn't last long

by french dressing December 20, 2009

blinker douche

a driver of a vehicle in heavy traffic, that from an earlier, yet vain attempt at courtesy and using their turn signal, leave it engaged. then while abruptly changing lanes several times, cutting off other drivers, they realize it and disengage it.

Misty: Man I really hate people that don't turn off their turn signals and then drive like ass-hats.

Jeff: Yeah I hate blinker douches too.

by SilverDevil1964 August 11, 2010

blink-nap

The phenomenon where you close your eyes for what you believe to be a couple of seconds, but when you open them again, several minutes to hours have actually passed.

Happens usually when you wake up to an alarm, and still feel really groggy.

I must've been really tired this morning. I woke up early, but I ended up taking a total blink-nap, and almost missed my class!

by Mr. Selectah November 30, 2011

Blinkling

Twinkling with a whole lotta BLING!

"Woah! That star is really Blinkling!"

by Blue Walker October 9, 2011