blinfd

Blind in a certain fashion. For instance "color blinfd".

ahhhh thats why you wear glasses
color blinfd
i can't spell

by Bold Bob January 15, 2008

Blimpin' low

Since "Blimpin'" means getting high, "Blimpin' low" means one of two things:
1. Relaxing without the use of drugs (usually used around those getting high)

2.Coming off of your high.

"Want some pot?"

"Nah, I'm blimpin' low today."

by ZDF Fawkes November 29, 2009

blim job

In the game of beer pong when you shoot and it seems like its going in but it bounces off the rim of the cup, making you miss. By not making it you are being blue balled while simultaneously giving the cup a rim job (not to be confused with butt hole licking).

Blue ball + Rim job = Blim Job

Person 1: Aw man i just rim jobbed that cup! I should of made that!
Person 2:Dude thats the second time this game that you've been Blim Jobbed

by jacob lattaballz December 22, 2010

blimungous

Enormous size or quantity of something. A quality of excessive girth.

I can respect an hourglass figure, but that girl has blimungous thighs.

by unbleevable June 2, 2011

Blifted

Blifted; The perfect high, or in the perfect zone, calm, chill relax.

"Dude last night I smoke a Quarter of that purple kush and got blifted to the perfect zone.

by Fresherswagg94 November 11, 2011

blumfy

when a person named blaize is more than comfy, he's blumfy.

blaize is so damn blumfy to lay on.

by gerald1948 December 2, 2011

Blimpotence

A fat guy who can't get it up (get an erection).

"Whoa, that drunk chubby guy over there probably suffers from blimpotence". He's no Ron Jeremy!".

by Angry Wolverine November 27, 2012