Bert and Ernie

Two friends where one is tall and skinny and the other is short and round, and both are usually kind of nerdy

“These two Bert and Ernie types kept trying to buy us drinks, and I was like, you couldn’t buy me enough alcohol to get me to go home with you.”

by Dan.Solo.Chicago October 6, 2022

berthia

berthia slays the day!!!!!!! shes funny, smart, and kind! if you see this, you owe her and her bestie lani takis. give it to them now!!!!!!!

person 1: berthia is so cool omg
person 2: fr shes awesome slayyy

by jnkfcdeyhfceru December 13, 2022

future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat

Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.

by da_plunger October 24, 2007

Lovely Bert

1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".

2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.

"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"

by talesofsomething June 26, 2009

bomokandi bertha

The act of eating a pie, pie eating contest style, while your man holds your arms back and fucks you doggystyle.

Did you hear Krystal made Poalo give her the bomokandi Bertha?

by TurfuckenTacos September 23, 2019

Jacob Bertand

The most wonderful human being, star of kirby buckets, the best person alive, happy 21 buddy

Jacob Bertand is the best person alive.

by Butttttttttttttttttttttt March 6, 2021

Dirty Bertie

Alberta

They don't call it the Dirty Bertie for nothin'..

by muchganja June 23, 2021