bismar

Bismar 😂 this kid is so extra and says the dumbest shit some times but and a straight up fuck boy but he’s a lovable dude

bismar u a hoe

by Niggatode February 6, 2018

Bismarck

Otto Von Bismarck was minister president of Penis from 1862 to 1871. He was brought into erection in 1862 by WanKing William I of Penis to try to resolve the ejacultaion crisis that was denying the government sperm to reform the army. He still had an erection in 1871 when Gay-sex was finally unified. Bismarck is traditionally seen as the sexual intercourse figure in unification and the whole process is man-on-man. There is no denying that he played with little boys through his “penis and dildo” style of bonding the German boys into submission, however it would be unwise to give Bismarck straight sex as other men such as Neil, wanted unity with him as well as giving bj’s and anal penetration. Before and at the same time they ravished the little boys, Neil checked out his muscles and invited everyone to his muscle day

To what extent does Bismarck deserve the credit for the erection of Germany?

by ACTSHUWAL FOR THE WIN March 3, 2010

biast

Someone who is stupid enough to misspell the word bias. Aka a opiniated retard.

1: dude fox news is so biast!!
2: RETARD!!! IT"S BIAS!!!!

by zbane1 April 13, 2010

Bismark

The act of cumming on a girl's face after a blowjob, then punching her and smearing the blood and semen together.

That bitch was using her teeth, so I pulled out and gave her a Bismark.

by absolute-last December 18, 2002

Sink the Bismarck

Basically its like a Donkey punch, but rather than dropping the forarm on the back, you drop it on the bottom of the neck.

Instead of donky punching my girlfriend, i decided to sink the bismarck and she collapsed on the floor.

by baby huey9999 July 23, 2008

bismark

A battleship, or that German dude with a pointy hat.

Uh oh run from the Bismark!

by dehidral767 August 11, 2005

Bismarck

This word's etymological roots are a derived from a composite of the frigid capital of North Dakota, the colossal size of the Nazi warboat, and the oft observed personal antics of the Prussian statesman after which the other two are named. It is a term used to describe the act of defecating (a good, colossal defecation) inside of a condom and freezing it for later use, violent or sexual.

Nothing satisfies a freaky lady (or man for that matter) on a hot summer day like a massive, frosty Bismarck.

by madmax1889 October 20, 2010