The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.

"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."

by Thomas the tank conductor July 3, 2022

bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open

We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.

by Jared W. May 17, 2007

Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.

"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"

by bench tails February 28, 2025

Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.

Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.

by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024

Benched

To bench someone is to shift them with one person sitting on top of the other on while they sit on a bench

Dya hear yer one benched him last night?

by Lolsuckmydick June 7, 2021

Bench Neck

A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.

Amy: Bench Neck
Bench: Ay! Dat’s me!!

by Bench Neck November 22, 2021

Benches

A stupid question asked by Dawson Kennedy and answered by Will Jackson

I love benches

by hugjgv March 31, 2018