HALF-BAKED

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

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Baked Potato

A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.

I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

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Based

A descriptive term with the definition being positively subjective to the eye of the describer. Typically parallel to terms such as Alpha and Sigma. Commonly used in the bodybuilding community .

Person 1: Yo have u seen Marcus, he's rocking a v-cut and a suit

Person 2: damn, Marcus is based af

by SigmaSam May 7, 2022

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