Bats in the cave

A condition that occurs when a women has not had sex in a long time. Therefore she has Bats in her cave.

Guy 1: "That girl has a really nice ass. I mean, Dam!"
Guy 2: "tru d that, but that girl has 'Bats in the cave'. She will be a quickie."

by isthereanything2 May 24, 2009

bats

This means: a guy that is gay, a shorter way of saying "batty man."

Jay: Na im not gonna roll with that boy no more!
Jade: OH!! why not he's my mate
Jay: NAA you need to check your boy he's bats!!
Jade: SO!! whats wrong with that??
Jay: he puts his dick in that arse what's not wrong with it

by Fallacy May 14, 2005

Batista Bomb

When a guy offers a friend (typically a girl) to browse through his phone gallery as a dick pic awaits to be seen deliberately.

I Batista Bombed the clerk at the grocery store before my arrest.

by Virgiesmith August 27, 2019

Batshit crazy

The phrase came from Indian tribes who slept in caves. After long periods of exposure to the caves filled with "batshit"the Indians would start losing their minds. Some hyroglyphics illustrate people eating other humans including the face.

Bitch you batshit crazy .

by Bat knowledge October 2, 2016

Completely fucking batshit loco

Past the point of insanity, past the point of rationality. Incorperates both the meanings batshit and loco but on a much higher scale. Just losing it, the day before or maybe the day you are commited permenantly to a mental asylum.

Jim: Yo dude, whats up?

John: Not much, dave's nailing hamsters to the wall in the kitchen

Jim: WTF?!? what for?

John: His girlfriend left him for his brother, He's gone completely fucking batshit loco

by Yanosh July 24, 2008

Baths

Swimming pool

"Are you going t'baths"

by Julia January 22, 2004

Batesy

Used to discribe out a chav, scally or general lout

"Look at Batesy over then swigin' a stella in his Nova"

or When you see a scally you can just shout "BATESY"

by MWrench November 12, 2007