Batter Batter Batter

To emphasise how much you are going to batter/hurt someone or something

I’m going to batter batter batter you

by Yourmadreini August 13, 2019

Pancake Batter

When ones testicles seem to be pouring out of his short shorts on a hot day. AKA Hairy Pancake Batter

"Dude, your pancake batter is pouring out and frying on the park bench."

by Tdbehmster May 16, 2014

Banter points

Used to notify how funny or not funny a statement is. Typically ranging from 0-100. Positive and negative based on the comment.

Trojan Mannnnnnnnn = somewhat funny, so +1-10 range.

I like anal beads. (if used literally) is very negative and will yeild at least a -25 banter point

by Bryan November 29, 2004

BANTERPIG

phrase used to refer to a male whos banter is good but looks like a pig. insult.

pig of banterous nature
"hey BANTERPIG hows it goin?"

by butegirls November 28, 2009

Banter Tilt

Similar to when a drunk/inexperienced poker player bets bigger bigger, on increasingly worse hands to gain back the chips he has lost.

A person on "banter tilt", will seemingly tell increasingly ineffectual jokes in order to win over his/her audience to redeem him/her self from the previous failed jokes.

I only told that racist joke because I was on "banter tilt" I didn't really mean it.

by The Chad Man Balboa October 17, 2012

Pity Baiter

Expressing sadness or misfortune in a very vague way so as to bait other people in to asking "what's wrong?" so they can receive pity. Most commonly happens with Facebook status updates such as:

Why do they feel so lumpy?

I wish Oprah were here...she would understand...

I just don't see the point anymore...

It's ok, I'm fine being by myself.

Well, I did my best at least...

Annoyed listener: Oh shut the hell up already, you're such a pity baiter and I'm not biting.

by Myriad Personalities April 19, 2011

niglet-batter

The semen of a black man. This extremely offensive phrase is used semi-commonly in the urban south. It is a variation of the caucasian cracker-batter, or the asian chink-batter.

"She's got one in the oven. Some nigga shot her pussy full of niglet-batter!"

by Frankie Lee Armistice May 15, 2008