Prayer Basket

A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.

If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.

by String Theory Sally July 5, 2018

Market Basket

the place where your hopes and dreams die

“Yeah i went to shop at Market Basket, I saw a homeless man eating a whole cucumber, my day was ruined”

by theweirdworker October 17, 2022

basket toss

When you slam your dick so hard into a female that it launches her across the room. Afterwards one may continue intercourse.

Dude I just basket tossed my girl

by Sad cum April 15, 2017

Laundry Basketing

Admitting a crush, to another person without them knowing.

"is Alana laundry basketing to Andrew?"

"Totally, I dont think he noticed."

by Littyinthecity May 29, 2018

Taco Basket

Euphemism for thong or underwear.

This taco basket is really comfy.
Man! I just got the most awesome taco basket!

by Frowler December 17, 2010

Basket Creep

Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.

We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!

by kidlvr April 16, 2019

Glazed basket

Someone who sleeps around such as a woman who has had sex with many guys.

You don't wanna mess with her. She's a glazed basket.

by outoftouch December 30, 2009