basement cracks

Basement cracks are the #1 structural problem in the home today. The crack must be diagnosed by a professional to get to the root cause of the cracking. A crack can be harmless settlement of the home or building or could be serious and pressure realated.

I had the Hydroshield guys look at my basement cracks.

by Peter Perlman October 8, 2007

Basement Mold

Mold can be the most toxic substance in your home.

The Basement mold sickened my dog rufis.

by Paul Thornton November 27, 2007

The Basement

noun. the place underneath your/my/someone else's house where cute boys and girls that you want to keep under your thumb but not date or have sex with go. These boys and girls can range in age anywhere from 9 to 99 as long as there is something simply adorable and/or fascinating about them.

That little nerd is totally going into The Basement.

by KLR or Jenny August 11, 2008

the basement theory

when you are trying to make some sort of contact with another person and they dont answer your phone calls or texts, and you haven't seen them in like three days. They are presumed to be in their basement masturbating.

"dude i haven't seen jordan in like three days"
"yeah man, me neither"
"should we install the basement theory?"
"install it bro."

by paul read May 10, 2009

basement monster

The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.

Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!

Person 2: The basement monster attacks again

by basementmonstervictim September 13, 2010

Basement Boogers

The nastiness that comes out of a vagina when a woman is not having her period, aka vaginal discharge.

I use pantiliners so that my basement boogers do not make me feel any discomfort.

by melee3 October 10, 2011

Basement Millennial

An over privileged piece of shit that continues to live with their parents long past their welcome, is overly dependent on their parent's resources, and acts like it is their right to do all of this

We need to get our son to move out. He has be come a basement millennial and it's making me sick.

by Noot Noot Mc.Scoot Scoot January 30, 2019