bandsnob

bandsnob

etymology- originally coined by an anonymous prepsnob and noted professor of bandsnobology.

-noun
A teenager who identifies and finds solace in “underground” or subversive adolescent culture. Normally incredibly elitist, the bandsnob is notoriously exclusive only identifying with other subversives while ironically criticizing popular culture for its frivolousness conformity and selectiveness. The bandsnob prefers its music to be controversial and disagreeable (often characterized by its loud obnoxiousness and unintelligible lyrics.) bandsnobs are known for exclusively listening to unknown and obscure bands whom have not yet “hit the scene.” Known for quickly disowning bands that experience any fleeting success, the bandsnob is a fickle, skittish and noncommittal creature. The bandsnob is typically adorned in nonfunctional clothing possibly because of its upsetting affect on popular society and its parents . Wardrobes normally consist of (regardless of gender) a number of tight fitting hoodies*of a solid color or with an outrageous often divisive pattern, tight fitting girls' jeans, stylish and unpractical shoes and a tight fitting band related tee-shirt often with an unintelligible symbolic band logo. This basic outfit does not change regardless of temperature, season or the formality of the occasion. The accessories stereotypical of a bandsnob are carabineer not suitable for climbing for the purpose of holding car keys typically clipped to an outside belt loop, a belt turned sideways at all times so as to not hit the often faux-musician’s guitar, an incredibly large and expensive cell phone that can clearly be seen outlined in their tight pocket with the supposed purpose of planning gigs** and an assortment of earrings and tattoos.

Technical Note
-bandsnob is never capitalized in any of its forms preferring to be controversial in its grammatical incorrectness and to retain its elite trendiness.

*A tight fitting zipper sweatshirt of light cotton with a hood (from which the nickname “hoodie” is suspected to have derived its etymology.)

**A show or performance by a band.
bandsnobing

-verb
The act of doing or partaking in any of the above listed activities.
bandsnobish

-adjective
The description of the subversive teen categorized above.
bandsnobishly

-adverb
Acting in a manner characteristic of a controversial music enthusiast.

bandsnobism
-ideology
the religious or political ideology that centers on the worship and idealization of obscure bands.

bandsnoboligy
-study
The intricate and impartial study of modern rebellious teenage music devotees.

“I’s sorry I can’t go, I have to go to American Appeal and get new girls jeans for the “Among the Trees” and “Sing it Proud” show, I hear there will be a lot of fellow bandsnobs there.

by boy-perv April 10, 2008

lance bass

Former member of N'Sync who just came out the closet. This Uphill Gardener is currently packing Reichen Lehmkuhl's fudge. They enjoy engaging in acts such as hot lunch and the cleveland steamer.

Lance Bass is the bitch and Reichen is the butch in the couple. Lance is usually the recipient of the anal pounding.

by The Real Izzy July 27, 2006

Abstinence bases

Just like the other set of bases only abstinence is involved and normally is the following order:

1. Polite chatter
2. eye contact
3. an odd joke
4. furious dry humping

me and that nice girl rounded the abstinence bases las t night.

by yo mama jokes April 3, 2010

shag bands

It is true that Shagbands or Jelly Bracelets used to be an 80’s fashion. However, they weren’t the original fuck bracelets. Originally fuck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beads and thin elastic string. The rumours about breaking them and the person has to have sex with you started floating around when I was thirteen. I’m about 17 now. They were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. Somewhere along the line Jelly bracelets began to come back into style. When this happened they became known as shagbands or fuck bracelets. What many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a joke. No one actually believes that if they break someone’s black band that, that person has to have sex with them. That’s ridiculous and stupid. However there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and people do jokingly try to break them a lot. Most of the time when it happens to me (I have about 80 of these things) it’s just one of my friends kidding around.

Black- Sex
Blue- Blow job
Pink- Flash tits or penis
Yellow- Hug
Purple- Kiss
Clear- Whatever the snapper wants
Green- Hand job
Brown- Toss my salad
Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS
Any glitter- Girl chooses
Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX
Light Blue- Anal
Light pink- hug and kiss
Light green- Oral sex
Gold- All of the above
Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it’s just a fashion statement.

So, I’ve done a bit of a search on the web and found the cheapest place to buy them online. time-bomb.co.uk has got packs of 6 for 75p – colours including glitter, neon and UV.

Girl: Hey! You broke my shag bands!
Guy: oops sorry. Hey! That means we have to have sex now!
Girl: (sarcastically) Oh yea baby!
Guy: Haha
Girl: Wanna go right now?
Guy: Seriously?
Girl: No you dumbass I was joking
Guy: Uh.. yea, I.. uh… I was too.
Girl: Riiiight

::girl walks off::

by obama bin liner July 15, 2009

Bass God

Someone who goes to your house fucks all your bitches and leaves them there.

Charlie: Hey did you here about that new bass god next door?

Will:Yea he came over and my mom gave him a turnpike. -_-

by PuR3G3o August 21, 2012

Badspot

AKA Eric Hartman, the creator of the game known as Blockland. It's like Legos on the Internet, but sometimes it fails. Badspot is the master of the land, a king who draws naked women, slays ASCII monsters and stares at people. Though his kingdom is prosperous, it is filled with noobs and nogoodniks, rebels and outcasts from other games and lots of people who don't know how to talk. He is plastic and fantastic, but he has a baldspot. Sometimes he throws festivals to give sneak-previews of new additions to Blockland. Other times he is angry. He rarely comes out of his castle and NEVER speaks to the common folk. His trusted advisor, Ephialtes, runs the synchronous land of RTB.

Badspot's BLID is 0. He created the game while living in his parent's basement about 7 years ago, after the failure of Age of Time. He has many impersonators, admirers and enemies.

I hate Badspot, everything he makes goes to the fail bin

by Electropositive October 21, 2010

bass-turd

mispronounced and misspelled for centuries now. actually spelled bass-turd and it is a derogatory word for someone who you would like to call fish poop.

I can believe you won u bass-turd.

by suikodenfan88 August 8, 2010