Granola Bars

What you need to have if you're friends with a C2. They allow you to maintain your friendship with them (due to them only wanting to be friends with you because of said granola bars).

Person 1: C2, are you just friends with me because of my granola bars?

C2: Of course not.

Person 1: Ok, good.

C2: So when are you going to give me your granola bars?

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

wifi bars

Wrinkles across the forehead.

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.

by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022

Brighton Barstool

The act of multiple people being penetrated sexually by the legs of an upturned Barstool (with 4 legs).

“Me and my friends were feeling sore in the morning from a night of Brighton Barstooling”

by B-0110 July 11, 2022

STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

Rap Bars so hard that white people be like damn nigga that's STRAIGHT BAR!!

TREVOR- turn down the music my Granny may walk in

GRANNY-DAMN NIGGA THAT'S STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022

Sponge bars

Sponge bars are yellow xanax bars typically pressed with 2mg of etizolam or alprazolam. people call them sponge bars cause they look like sponge bob

derrick: im faded off sponge bars

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

barsthole

1. Someone, male or female, who is such a loose slut that either their vaginal or anal aperture (or both) is so distended as to cause them to fall crashing to the ground when they sit on a bar stool.

2. The end result of barsting, wherein the orifice is stretched beyond belief.

A portmonteau of Barstool and Hole.

Also shortened to barst.

Man that ho is such a barsthole, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

I lost my condom AND my wallet in that barst!

Gay 1: Spooning leads to forking...
Gay 2: And fisting leads to barsting

Jane: I better do my kegel excercises, I am starting to barst.
Mary: Yeah girl, if you keep fucking around like that, you are going to need support hose for your minge!

by irretardulous January 31, 2012

Five Bars

Indicating that you fully support the idea, concept,premise etc.

She told me that she said she couldn't wait to vote, I told her that I was "five bars" on that.

by Chard3 March 10, 2009