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Axotism is a private religion that is supposed to make Axot our new god

**Axotism Rules:**

1) wake up in the morning and start praying and saying Axot our new god.
2) give good memes to Axot so he will laugh.
3) wash your head with water to make yourself stronger so Axot will be proud of you.

** Creators: **

Kristina Elise & Uriel

**COME TO US AND BECOME AXOTISM**
Uriel Elise & Kristina: *creates a new religion called Axotism*

Axot: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Axotism by urihvh March 31, 2022
Related Words
axel axe Axl Rose axis of evil axe wound ax axl axolotl axehole axed

Axel Chains 

HOTTEST BITCH ON EARTH. Apart of the fictional band Your Favorite Martian aka YFM.
Oh, Axel Chains is so hot..
Axel Chains by crepe (real) August 16, 2022
Axxturel, also known as Luci4 or 4jay (any many more) is a very well known music artist, mostly on spotify or tiktok. Some say he was accused of pedophilic acts, but for all the research i have done, there is nothing i can find about it. He makes music on soundcloud, mostly considered "underground sigilkcore" music.
A fan: "Hey, have you heard of a music artist named Axxturel?"
Their friend: "No, who is that?"
Axxturel by turtleboy54 August 11, 2023
A blatantly biased opinion regardless of how obviously wrong he/she may be.
or
Homosexual tendancies towards paedophile manager of a North London Club
or
Compulsively inserting long, boring essays on trivial footballing matters
or
Sh*t
Oh f*cking hell this post is completely J-Axed
or
What a complete load of J-Axe
or
I dont mean to sound a bit J-Axe but West Ham are so much better than Barcelona
J-Axe by Steely Hill December 10, 2008

Ditt Axiom 

The Ditt Axiom states that if you have ANY suspicion that a guy is gay, he is in fact gay.
"Hey, Johnny over there is always wearing skinny jeans and is really organized. I wonder if he is gay." According to the Ditt Axiom, he is.
Ditt Axiom by The Tree October 17, 2012

lochaber axe 

1. A medieval battle axe originating from the Scottish Highlands. The axe was used to pull down armored cavalry and allow the user to then killed the dismounted soldier. The axe itself usually has a hook on the end to allow the user to grab and pull down the armored soldier more efficiently.

2. A axe-themed variation of the traditional halberd. The lochaber has several variations ranging from a spear-like shape to something closely resembling as axe.

3. Something meant to wreck your shite!
Hey is that a lochaber axe?
Yep.
What you going to do with it.
Kill the enemy.
lochaber axe by wolfregis April 21, 2015