A distortion of "Arkham Asylum" created by the certified Reddit Madhouse 'BatmanArkham', home to many similar distortions of different DC universe characters (notably Man, Jonkler, and Bone).
by Michael Machiel April 18, 2024
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“ I’m going on a date tonight - should probably let them know I’m bi since that could be a deal breaker .”
“ Do you actually have to say anything ?”
“ Don’t you think ?”
“ No - I have bi assumption . I just assume everyone is bi . If it’s a deal breaker they will ask . ”
“ Do you actually have to say anything ?”
“ Don’t you think ?”
“ No - I have bi assumption . I just assume everyone is bi . If it’s a deal breaker they will ask . ”
by Alis0nr0se July 24, 2024
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A strategic doctrine or philosophy that stands as the antithesis of Mutual Assured Destruction (MAD). Instead of ensuring peace through the threat of mutual annihilation, Mutual Assured Regeneration promotes the idea that all parties commit to rebuilding, renewing, and uplifting one another in the event of a conflict, leading to a perpetual cycle of cooperation and peace. The principle is rooted in the concept of "agreeing to agree," where collaboration and positive reinforcement are the foundations for global security and prosperity.
The leaders adopted a policy of Mutual Assured Regeneration, ensuring that any future disputes would lead to collective efforts to heal and strengthen all involved rather than bringing about their mutual destruction.
by streamerd August 25, 2024
Get the mutual assured regeneration mug.Aslume is a parody on the word asylum, originated from the subreddit BatmanArkham.
Generally, this defines fandoms of a niche acting a role of satirical insanity.
Going aslume is represented with terms such as "brain-rot", defining how the fandom's humor has rotted their brains.
Two examples could be given of going aslume; Jujutsu Kaisen, and Invincible, the former popularizing this form of humor, as the latter continued the trend.
Generally, this defines fandoms of a niche acting a role of satirical insanity.
Going aslume is represented with terms such as "brain-rot", defining how the fandom's humor has rotted their brains.
Two examples could be given of going aslume; Jujutsu Kaisen, and Invincible, the former popularizing this form of humor, as the latter continued the trend.
Fandom: Are you the strongest because you're sure, or are you sure because you're the strongest?
You: It's too late... They've already gone aslume...
You: It's too late... They've already gone aslume...
by Based Chef May 27, 2025
Get the gone aslume mug.A short song that begins about a farmer living on a rock and ends with a buff lumberjack dude going on a date with a pretty lady. (Yes, you read that right.)
The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.
The song's lyrics and its video are noted for being extremely suggestive, with both heavily implying that the upcoming rhyme is going to be something disgusting or dirty, only for it to be something completely innocent or even wholesome. At the very end, the narrator chides the viewer for thinking the song is dirty — ironically, using profanity.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 20, 2025
Get the The Assumption Song mug.Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
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Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.
by HuntingLife September 8, 2021
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