Did I ask 

The most popular, boring, generic comeback in the history of comebacks. Literally everyone uses this comeback.

You: Your mom left you cause your a mistake!

?: Did I ask?

Did I ask by jaikaii March 23, 2022

can i ask you a petro 

another way of saying “can i ask you a question”

friend 1: hey, can i ask you a petro?

friend 2: sure what’s up?
friend 3: what’s your favorite color?

can i ask you a petro by theriddler123 November 15, 2022

Did I ask 

"Did I ask?". Usually said when someone says "No" after you tell them to do something.

(e.g. "Let's go swimming" "No Thanks" "Did I ask?")

Did I ask by J Diane Riley December 6, 2006

national ask your crush out day 2 

national ask your crush out day november 22

national ask your crush out day 2- edward you know what today is national ask your crush out day!

national ask your crush out day 2 by You ask out November 22, 2019

National ask your crush out day

September 22nd.

You:will you go out with me?
Crush:OMG yes I was gonna ask you the same thing because it’s national ask your crush out day!!

National ask your crush out day by anonymous September 11, 2020

shoot him an ask 

To ask somebody something. It doesn't have to be a guy, "shoot her an ask" is totally legit too.

"Is Tom coming to the party? I don't know, let me shoot him an ask."

shoot him an ask by Ezomz January 5, 2009

the ask

A noun describing an amount of money or a favour requested -- usually of a group or individual in a position of power.

Why are you here before Council today? What is the ask?

the ask by Carol Martin September 11, 2005